Dear Tony, I am sorry to tell you that I am cheating on you…

It is sad but true.

After over a year of embracing the word of Tony “P90X” Horton, I am about to start a new relationship with Tom Holland. At least for a while…

All I had to do awas to purchase the $19.99 (plus S&H) to get access to that new method that doesn’t seem to require a traction bar.. Well, $19.99 + shipping + expedited shipping (2 weeks instead of 6 to 7) + handling fees + recovery drink (same as P90X) for 3 months + vitamins for 3 months + special push up bars + bonus DVD + nutrition guide or actually a mere $190…

Let’s see if I’ll stick to this new relationship or if I’ll go back screaming and crying to Tony!

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